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  • Slashing Harmony

    So... Harry's gay. In a bar. With Draco. Almost your standard gay!Potter fic except for one thing... pie. Probably not M but it's safer that way.

  • Agent Double O Hex

    A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.

  • Me, Myself and Hermione

    After losing Hermione, Harry finds a way to return to the past. Problem is, he's twenty-five, she's sixteen, and so is Harry. HHrH Challenge-fic.

  • Blind Dates

    Not content with the damage done by breeding, Narcissa takes up the loathsome hobby of middle-aged mothers everywhere: Meddling. Severus-centric 'romantic' comedy.

  • BIG RED BUTTON

    DO NOT PUSH!

  • Harry Potter and the Curse of the Ovis

    Crack!fic. Starts at the end of TriWizard Cup. Voldemort is defeated by a large flock of darkmagic eating carnivorous sheep. Harry is driven slightly bonkers. Unabashed unqualified HHr pairing. Rated M for dirty words and dirtier deeds. -DEAD-

  • E Nomine

    AU fourth year. Voldemort discovers what Dumbledore thinks 'the power the Dark Lord knows not' is, and changes his plans accordingly.

  • Accio Brain!

    and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.

  • Divination is a Wooly Subject

    A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash

  • A Rather Bad Day

    Another slightly different take on the First Task. Lets just say a prank got a bit out-of-hand. A rather... large prank.

  • Will He Be Happy?

    During Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts Dumbledore asks Snape if Harry will be happy after Voldemort is dead. He doesn't like the answer. Snape decides to clean up the mess. DH except Epi.

  • Rewritten

    Severus Snape is given everything he ever wanted. Still, what kind of family produces a child like Petunia? Had Lily survived, who would she have turned out to be? Dark, not my usual story.