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  • Elf

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 27 Oct 2021 • Published: 10 Oct 2019 • 12 Chapters • 10,176 words • 0 followers • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    No idea where this is going. A plot bunny I'm having problems with. Please help.

  • Likeness

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 5 Mar 2021 • Published: 10 Oct 2019 • 12 Chapters • 21,444 words • 0 followers • Adventure • Rating: T • In Progress

    The imprint that should have become a portrait was rejected. Across fields of time and possibility, a murmuration of realities twinkling like starry raindrops, in ruined world, where years ago a schoolboy was killed by a werewolf, help has been foretold. Time is unwound. Severus Snape finds himself back in the tunnel with a furry, not so little problem.

  • Severus Snape and the Singing Soup

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 19 Oct 2020 • Published: 19 Oct 2020 • 1,400 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K • Completed

    Probably AU.

  • Interview with the Bibliophile

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 19 Nov 2019 • Published: 19 Nov 2019 • 1,885 words • 0 followers • Rating: T • In Progress

    Another day at work for Auror Tonks.

  • Posui custodem super ea

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 7 Mar 2019 • Published: 7 Mar 2019 • 970 words • 0 followers • Humor/Horror • Rating: T • In Progress

    Do not mess with the new Potions Master's store cupboard.

  • Through the plate glass: visiting Saint Mungo's

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 1 Mar 2019 • Published: 9 Mar 2007 • 1,079 words • 0 followers • Humor • Hermione G., Severus S. • Rating: K • Completed

    At a party held to celebrate Director of Saint Mungo's Snape's centenary, a muggle encounters his daughter's formidable headmistress for the first time. An earlier version of 'Retribution'. In retrospect, I think I prefer this POV. Critique welcomed.

  • The Guardian

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 27 Feb 2019 • Published: 16 Dec 2017 • 666 words • 0 followers • Humor/Horror • Rating: T • Completed

    Every school gives rise to its own mythology.

  • Adventures with Aurors

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 16 Jun 2018 • Published: 30 Sep 2005 • 36 Chapters • 58,553 words • 0 followers • Humor • Severus S., N. Tonks • Rating: T • In Progress

    Post war. Being an Auror is really not a glamorous occupation. Parallel world after HBP.

  • Lucius Malfoy and the Chamber of Secrets

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 10 Aug 2014 • Published: 24 Jul 2014 • 7 Chapters • 33,290 words • 0 followers • Adventure/Humor • Harry P., Lucius M., Narcissa M. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    From a far, desperate future, Lucius Malfoy will be sent back to change the past. Helped by Narcissa and Severus, and henched by Britain's sneakiest house elf, he's about to begin his hero's journey. Of course, he doesn't know that yet.

  • The Metamorphosis of Severus Snape

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 27 Mar 2007 • Published: 27 Mar 2007 • 2,181 words • 0 followers • Horror • Severus S., Harry P. • Rating: T • Completed

    Killer bunny. Sorry. Even in the Magical World, not everything is as it seems to be.

  • Bundalarfs

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 2 Jan 2007 • Published: 2 Jan 2007 • 2,630 words • 0 followers • Hermione G., Luna L. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    A twisting tale of Hermione's attempt to write the definitive work on 'The Voldemort Wars', Luna, her husband Neville and her husband's familiar Selene previously known as Nagini.

  • To Stopper Death

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 31 Aug 2006 • Published: 31 Aug 2006 • 205 words • 0 followers • Horror • Severus S., Albus D. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    There is something strange about Snape.

  • Freedom

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 19 Aug 2006 • Published: 6 Jul 2005 • 12 Chapters • 2,380 words • 0 followers • Severus S., Harry P. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    A collection of drabbles.

  • Between the Lines

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 1 Jun 2006 • Published: 1 Jun 2006 • 964 words • 0 followers • Angst • Severus S., Eileen P. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Young Snape receives a coded message. An explanation for the 'This Book is the Property of the HalfBlood Prince'written in the back of the potions textbook.

  • Retribution

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 25 Apr 2006 • Published: 25 Apr 2006 • 1,612 words • 0 followers • Humor • Hermione G. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    There's a party to celebrate Severus Snape's 100th birthday.

  • Spyder

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 19 Apr 2006 • Published: 19 Apr 2006 • 951 words • 0 followers • Severus S., Harry P. • Rating: T • Completed

    In the aftermath of Voldemort's defeat there comes a time for healing.

  • Black Dog

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 3 Apr 2006 • Published: 3 Apr 2006 • 788 words • 0 followers • Supernatural/Angst • Sirius B., Remus L. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    After Sirius falls through the veil there's something disturbing at Grimmauld Place. Remix fic.

  • Warning

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 28 Nov 2005 • Published: 28 Nov 2005 • 2,487 words • 0 followers • Severus S., Lily Evans P. • Rating: T • Completed

    A warning and an explanation. Snape and Lily Potter.

  • Endgame

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 9 Oct 2005 • Published: 24 Jul 2005 • 3 Chapters • 5,468 words • 0 followers • Severus S., Alastor M. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    A series of oneshots, mainly Snapefic, following the events of Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince.

  • Hiding from Helga

    By unlikely2 • Updated: 8 Aug 2005 • Published: 8 Aug 2005 • 1,375 words • 0 followers • Humor • Rating: K+ • Completed

    One shot. Founders fic concerning four friends, an axe, alcohol and a badger.