Ariel goes to Severus Snape for help about getting some legs so she can live on land in the magical world. Only her move to land isn't going to be smooth sailing when she finds out the boy from the cave she befriended 60 years ago grew up to become the terrifying Lord Voldemort himself. Eventual Drarry. Half-Blood Prince AU.

Draco's home for the summer and one night he discovers something about Lucius he'd never thought possible: His father is not in love with another woman but has feelings? Read on as Draco and Lucius enjoy some Father-Son Adventure Time in this fanfic that proves-men can love love just as much as anyone

Helga Hufflepuff is the only one who saw past Salazar Slytherin's creepy name, creepy snake-talking powers and his male pattern baldness. Salazar Slytherin is the only one who saw how much Helga wanted Hogwarts to have a school song. Unfortunately for him, he's also the one guy who probably should have listened to his gut instinct about the muggles and their love of witch burnings

When Snape dies, he finds an old friend beating up a tree in the afterlife. That friend is General Morrighan Metis, former Death Eater trainer/ feminist superstar. Find out just how these two met, how she got the job and how it all ended badly.

When Voldemort keeps killing his followers, he needs to go on a recruitment for more. This is when he enslaves General Morrighan Ferunch Gruffyyd into teaching his Death Eaters how to be competent (yeah right). But what happens when new roommate Snape reunites her with her grandmother Minerva McGonagall, will she do anything to keep her grandmother's love?

The story of how Dumbledore's addiction to old school rap lead to the romance of Severus Snape and The Little Mermaid (and eventually)how Hermione got her confidence back while Lord Voldemort went on to create hit records!