[formerly: "Neurodegenerative - you know what? Nevermind."] One of Female Courier's favorite after-battle snacks are finger sandwiches. Literally. Arcade does not approve. (A/N: I accidentally deleted the original fic. "New" story has been tweaked & title changed. Written for KMM prompt essentially asking for "Cannibalism humor")

The one where Uther just wants to see a movie and Merlin calls him "Daddy" in public. (stripper!Merlin/cop!Uther) [A/N] The companion piece to my reincarnation, stripper AU fic: 'Another Version of the Truth' - y'know, the one where stripper!Merlin likes to call cop!Uther, "Daddy?" while giving him a lapdance? Well, I wrote this back then & forgot to post it to ffnet...