The main problem, Sabo thought, as Luffy excitedly continued telling them about the tiger he'd apparently managed to take down by himself, with Luffy eating the rubber fruit isn't that it's a stupid power. He ducked, as Luffy's wayward limb flew over his head when he described the size of the beast, it's that he talks with his hands.

"MARCOO!" He screamed, back peddling furiously from the prone body and staggering to his feet. "Oh my God, oh my God," he chanted, sprinting straight for the bow, where he knew Marco was. "Marrrrcoooo!" he yelled again, and saw the blond turn, a frown on his features. "Marco, help! I KILLED HIM!"

It started with sitting next to her during dinner. Soon after, he found himself enjoying her sometimes macabre but always intelligent company, and it spiralled into meeting up with her in the library, supervising and helping her train, and making sure she ate during meal times. And then Koala noticed. That was when things started to go downhill.

In an alarming display of clumsiness, Zoro almost manages to have his leg bitten off by dinner.

"Wow," was the first thing Nami said when she took in the sight of the monstrosity currently perched atop Zoro's head. Her eyebrows arched somewhere near her hairline, and she opened her mouth briefly, before closing it again. "Wow," she finally decided on, seemingly unable to find another word with how best to capture her astonishment.

Luffy says a lot of things without thinking; this, he does not.

In which Zoro is oblivious, Luffy gets jealous, Mihawk knows exactly what he wants but is really stupid about how to get it, Sanji, Usopp, and Nami are all potentially traumatized, Franky is exceptionally confused, Brook is more focused on the swordfight, Chopper is just hiding from the guy who smells like blood, and Robin is really the only person who knows what's going on. CRACK

Bleu had the advantage here, smaller than his own dragon, and Zoro's eyes tracked Sanji's dragon as they closed the gap between the last ring and the finish line. His heart pumped madly with the excitement of the race, the rush flying gave him a buzz beneath his skin, and the close tie between them as they hurtled towards the end.

Sabo tried to yank his wrist out of Ace's tight grip, digging his heels into the corridor and latching onto door frames as Ace practically steam rolled them through the dorm, "Can I at least put on pants?"

There was a boy on the level below him that didn't speak. While most others there would talk to fill the silences they could hear echo in their ears alone, would chatter until their throats grew hoarse and their screams became thin, that boy didn't say a single word.

In the beginning, it hadn't hurt as much as he thought it would. Cauterization, and all of that, he supposed.

"Hey- what-," He started, shaking his head and feeling tingles race around his body like he'd ingested a kilo of pop rocks. "Oy, Luffy-" "Eh!" Luffy's eyes widened in panic as he grabbed Sabo's wrist, checking his watch, and his face morphed into one that closely resembled the phrase 'oh shoot.' "I'd better go, I'm late for Sanji! See you later, Sabo!"

Zoro accidently stumbles across a gay bar, and has a very...interesting meeting with one of the dancers. {{Half-crack}}

Luffy has something wrong with him; he just doesn't know what it is. Words are dropped around him like he can't hear what they're saying, and it's almost like he doesn't, because even when the terms to describe it all stick in his head, he can never seem to find out anything else. (AKA, that one modern AU where Luffy has Asperger's syndrome and hints of minor ADHD.) Drabbles

A series dedicated to Zoro's adventures in an apartment block. He shares said apartment block with a half-gremlin, a weather-witch (and her personal storm cloud chef!) and a were-deer. Then a vampire by the name of Luffy comes to stay in Zoro's apartment, and if the human hadn't already thought his previous experiences were boring, he certainly would've after living with Luffy.

Zoro, the prince of Alabasta, is all set to get married off by his dear ol' dad. Of course, he doesn't really want to, but will a certain nutty strawhat wearing King of the Pirates manage to change his mind on that deal...or at least woo him into joining his crazy crew?

Luffy breaks Ace's binder, and so Ace has to go shopping for a new one. While out, he makes a very interesting new friend by the name of Thatch. (Trans!Ace)

(But he will die, but he will die-) (but he cannot die.)

Ace remembers days in summer, when Luffy used to encourage him to sing; off-tune and loud, but happy. Oh so very happy.

Luffy builds a fort out of Ace's textbooks, and attempts to hatch a chicken. Suffice to say, this adventure doesn't end with a live chicken on the tabletop.