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Sarcasm Dragon

  • Harry Potter and the Weasley Seer

    A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor.

  • Inheritance

    Harry Potter wants out from the Dursleys and needs money to achieve his independence. Does Gringotts have the answers he is looking for, or just more mystery? Warning: A bit dark. One-shot.

  • 100 Ways to Lose a DADA Professor

    The Defense Against the Dark Arts post at Hogwarts is cursed. Obviously. Series of drabbles.

  • American Quidditch

    Harry Potter goes to an American Wizarding sports event with his two boys, and who should he bump into? None other than Draco Malfoy and Scorpius. How will these two former Hogwarts Quidditch players respond to the Americanized version of the sport?

  • Fear of the Name

    It has been six years since Lord Voldemort attempted to steal the Philosopher's Stone and was reduced to a weakened spirit (again). Now he's back and ready to begin again. The problem is, nobody remembers him. [AU] [no pairing] [One-shot]

  • Kurama Uzumaki

    There's a blond haired ninja running around Konoha wearing an orange jumpsuit, but his name isn't Naruto. It's Kurama. So, then, what is it that's sealed inside him? You guessed it...

  • Harry Potter and the Dark Passenger

    When he witnessed the murder of his parents, the darkness got in him. Dumbledore took him in, taught him the best he could, and when it was clear the darkness was in too early, Albus taught Harry how to hide it, and how to get away with killing. AU based heavily on Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay. Update: New sections in chapter 5.

  • Harry Potter and the Illusions of Reality

    Harry has felt for a long time that there was something strange about the Muggle world. But when he begins receiving strange messages from the notorious mass murderer, Sirius Black, he begins to wonder if the Wizarding world is what he believed it to be. COMPLETE!

  • I Didn't Actually Come Here to Free Slaves

    Obi Wan Kenobi faces his former apprentice, Anakin Skywalker. Yoda foresaw something like this happening. [Oneshot]

  • 5 Kage Summit

    Naruto Uzumaki, newly chosen as Sixth Hokage of the Village Hidden in the Leaves, is just about to face the first test of his leadership: A Five Kage Summit. Naruto will need to face the strongest shinobi in the world, leaders of the other four great nations. But Naruto will be facing a challenge far greater than any other he has ever faced: himself. One-shot.

  • Another Super Harry Parody

    Harry Potter goes after all the evil, manipulative, or even slightly annoying people in his life with a vengeance. Cliche fanfiction gets hit in the cross-fire. Super!Harry crack fic. Evil!Dumbledore. 4th wall? I don't see one.

  • Draco and Harry for the Win!

    Warning: Do not read this story. It is bad. Really, really bad. Honest. Written for a "worst story ever" contest. A parody of Draco/Harry slash fanfic, so there's slash. But there's not even any good slash. You have been warned.