Remus was sure that he couldn't be blamed for not noticing. At least, he didn't want to blame himself, because that would just be embarrassing...

Staying at Number Twelve Grimmauld Place the summer before her fifth year, Hermione discovers that an unlikely equation of musty close quarters, magical household pests, and unnecessary Apparition can lead to a most unexpected attraction...

Jen Kincaid becomes a cage dancer for Guns n Roses, at the offer of one Izzy Stradlin.