Sirius doesn't like spiders because he's a rational human being. James is an opportunist. Remus and Peter get caught in the chaos. / inspired by bellsamy's *loud, horrified sirius black shrieking* tumblr post / just warning you that Sirius has a potty mouth.

1. Macarena at the Yule Ball / 2. HEELEYS IN THE HALLWAYS / 3. You got mudBLOOD on your face! where I'm gonna dump all my muggleborn headcanon oneshots. warning: its the 90s. that's your warning. btw theres a bunch of different characters in here, not just the ones listed.

Are you a Marauders era fangirl who wishes Lily had handed Snape his ass at some point? And loves Jily fluff and Marauder/Lily bromance? Then read this! Snape gets yelled at, Sirius cries, and Peter makes a stupid (deadly) conclusion. Not crack, actually. Just me indulging myself. T for Lily's potty mouth.

Spoilers for 4x12! Mickey Milkovich didn't put up with bullshit, and telling him what was impossible was bullshit. Mickey knew what impossible was. This wasn't it. Warning: its from Mickey's POV, and we all know he's a potty mouth. Rated for foul language. Gallavich.

"When everything was how it should be, he would grieve for how it was not." James loves his parents, but they're very old, you see. And the only one left to suffer the consequences of their age, was him.

"Because I'm a lot of things too, but I'm not stupid, and I've let you analyze and pick apart and doubt everything that we've built up until now, but I won't anymore." Lupin/Tonks - very small, but I made it with love.

Harry watches James and Al look out for their little sister... even if Lily doesn't quite appreciate it. A little NextGen oneshot. Reviews are always welcome!

Ron can sometimes forget what Harry went through – even before they met. But all he needs is a little reminder and an hour or so slowly denting the wall with his head to make it right. Please don't read this, super mega cringe-worthy.