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  • The Totally Professional Prank War

    By Murposifly • Updated: 7 May 2015 • Published: 7 May 2015 • 7,105 words • 0 followers • Humor/Adventure • Salazar S., Helga H., Godric G., Rowena R. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    "Too obvious," Salazar's 'I'm-SO-Bored, Are There Any Teen Girl Magazines Lying Around' voice. Rowena stifled a gasp. That traitorous slimy snake, she thought to herself. She would have to be sneaky. Like the wind. And plan her vengeance. Like the WIND.

  • Hogwarts is a Jungle

    By Murposifly • Updated: 18 Dec 2014 • Published: 18 Dec 2014 • 1,623 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P., Albus D. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Harry is on a quest to save the world, Hermione cries to her books, Voldemort plays with his Severus and Lucius dolls, Dumbledore and Snape have a sleepover, Nagini betrays her master, and no one else seems to exist. Warning: crack!fic.

  • It All Began with the Paparazzi

    By Murposifly • Updated: 4 Nov 2014 • Published: 4 Nov 2014 • 3,061 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Follow Albus, Rose, and Scorpius's adventure around the world as Rose performs dark magic, Scorpius is either the nicest or the scariest person in the world, and Albus is the most bland and annoying character in history. Warning: This is a crack!fic.