The harrowing account of Mr Prongs as he faces off against impossible odds, lumbering idiots, furious young ladies, and most impressively his own staggering idiocy, with additional commentary from Messrs Moony, Wormtail, and Padfoot. Recorded in the two-way journal known as the Marauder's Log.

Out of character behavior. Bizarre plotlines. Spelling and grammar errors. Crossover impossibilities. Pointless hookups. If any of these bother you, come get a dose of mockery medicine. Warning: nonsensical story for parody purposes only. Flamers welcome.

Worn out from a war she's been fighting for too long, Lily Evans agrees to spend a year teaching at Hogwarts. What she finds there is not only a temporary reprieve from the battlefield but also the whirlwind that will change the course of her life. AU.

Meet James Potter: modern-day Robin Hood, con man, thrill seeker. He and his merry Marauders have been hired to steal from none other than the highest in the land. Meet Lily Evans: the Queen's sister, activist, (likewise) thrill seeker. Lily Evans is James' mark. James Potter is in for a few surprises. AU.

Meet James Potter: modern-day Robin Hood, con man, thrill seeker. He and his merry Marauders have been hired to steal from none other than the highest in the land. Meet Lily Evans: the Queen's sister, activist, (likewise) thrill seeker. Lily Evans is James' mark. James Potter is in for a few surprises. AU.

When the war is over. One-shot, sequel to "It Always Starts in Cokeworth," AU. For Lindsey.

Lily Evans went down a different path in life when she left Hogwarts. Two years later, the last person she'd expect comes to bring her back into the world she left behind. AU.

When she opened her eyes, Lily nearly screamed aloud as she saw a face hovering close to her own. As it was, she flinched away before remembering where she'd fallen asleep. (one-shot)

Imperfect people sometimes fall into imperfect love. But it's still love, after all, and isn't that the point?

-"Nymphadora," Remus said, rolling the word around in his mouth, testing it out. "It's a very pretty name." -"I'm not a pretty name sort of girl." -"What sort of girl are you, then?" …Warning: here there be time travel.

Neville never had a best friend. And then he met Luna Lovegood. Crazy, zany, otherworldly, openhearted "Loony" Luna Lovegood. One-shot.

It all just comes down to choice. Choose one or the other. One-shot.

As any sane person could tell you, food equals love. One-shot.