Crack!Pairings..Homicidal!Myrtle, Promiscuous!Hermione, Jealous!Dumbledore, Loveick!Snape, Incest, slash, pretty much everything I promised myself i would never read and i now have written a story about it...its not a serious story peoplejust a bit of fun

Tom rushed up to the stool and rammed the mangy old hat on his head excitedly. “Aha!” said a voice almost as soon as the hat had touched his hair “I know JUST where to put you!” Short fic just for fun. I always felt hufflepuffs might secretly be evil!

A little short and sweet christmas fic. Implied RemusNymphadora. Basically Tonks has an idea for how to make Xmas eve a bit more interesting. Well, actually she has two!

Minerva had been naively looking forward to her 6 weeks of relaxation-she hadn't known it would entail You Know Who in abundance, an apocolyptic combination of Weasleys, Black, Albus, Tonks and Snape PLUS a distinct lack of caffeine on the premises.HIATUS

Parvati and Lavender will shortly be taking their Owl examinations and are in a Transfiguration lesson covering many key apsects of the Owl paper. So what are they doing? Discussing boys of course! Are you ready for a 'vat full of gossip.' You know you ar

The ghosts are wailing, the house elves are plotting, the Wealsey twins are partying and Trelawneys on the prowl. Bid adieu to your sanity, and be afraid....be very afraid! RE-EDITED 1st Chapter, but unfortunately still on HIATUS

Prof Dumbledore has issued the teachers a diary, in which they must pour their deepest and darkest of secrets. Why? because he's a git. But with the CoS opened&that blithering idiot Lockhart prancing about the place,why can't snape stop writing about HER?

All Ginny wants is a normal life. But with friends like Luna and Hermione, family like Gred and Forge,and a roommate like Harry it doesn't seem likely. "Somebody up there is out to get me, and they're armed with shlopp,I bet its Aunt Muriel." TEMP. HIATUS

So the powers-that-be have decided that Spike needs a little push on the path to righteousness and what better time than Christmas? A trip down memory lane, an exceptionally friendly angel (of the christmas, not the stupid hair and pout, variety) and a little dose of festive cheer might be all that it takes to de-grinch the snarky little scrooge. Maybe. Possibly. Probably not.

Relationships blossom all year around, but sometimes Christmas gives you that little nudge in the right direction. This is just a conversation on Christmas Eve between two best friends who need to not just be friends.

I,the epitome of gracelessness, geek of Gryffindor with a mane of hair that no other person and few lions could compete with had, for reasons I would probably be exploring in therapy years from now, fallen for SCORPIUS MALFOY. Well wasn't that just dandy

Minerva had been truly delusional in thinking she could possibly keep her sanity intact on her birthday. It's a wonder she hadn't been committed to Mungo's by breakfast. In fact with the Twins, Snape and that bloody Toad she'll be eating dinner in Azkaban

Harry is brooding again and since Hermione and Ron don't want to alienate him further by pushing him away, they're too scared to force him to talk. Lucky. Ginny has no such worries and an unorthadox approach to sensitive.

Avoid alcohol. Avoid Fred. For the love of GOD, that's ALL I had to do. But NO, I decided in my state of severe inebraition to pour my vulnerable soul out to Casanova-Freddy one week before the Yule Ball. Real smart Ang. Merry Bloody Christmas.

Snapes entire existance had been wrought with misery, so why had he deluded himself into believing he could ever bring happiness to someone else? "I want you, i need you but there ain't no way i'm ever going to love you" Poor Severus.

The wizarding world condemned her as a maniac, a murderer. Those philistines didn't see the captivating beauty of her art. Death, so lovelier than life for those mudbloods, would save them. Their screams sang to the angels.

Uh Oh. You'd have thought Sirius would've learned by now, you never steal Remus's chocoalte especially if there is a T.T.U.T.Y.N.W.O.N.T.K.A.A.Y.T.P.S.I.Y.C.I.A.W.Y.T.E.L.B.H.I.S.A.T.P.I.S.K.S Features the Marauders and Lily. No romance at all, really.