Team Natsu kicked Lucy out for Lisanna, but Lisanna is horrified that they would do such a thing and goes after Lucy. They end up traveling together, form a sister-like bond, become immortal, become Dragon Slayers, and other shenanigans. Unfortunately, peace never lasts.

After Voldemort's return starts to affect England's health again, he decides that this time around he's going to do something about it. He gets a job at Hogwarts to keep an eye on the wizarding world under the name Arthur Kirkland. Unfortunately, keeping his identity from a nosy toad and a clever fifth year isn't going to be easy. Takes place during 5th year.

I think the title is pretty self-explanatory.

Have you noticed that many magic tools such as giant Doomsday clocks or portals to other dimensions require Celestial Mages to function? Zeref did. That's why he decided to send his dragon to one too. So now Lucy Heartfilia is hosting Acnologia in her body. Well, crap, this is bound to cause some problems. Some crackfic elements. Almost total OOC. Rates T just in case.

Lucy has always hidden from the guild the fact that she's a Dragon Slayer for her mother's safety. But when Natsu finds out... Nalu