Harry won't grow up at the Dursleys. Instead, he'll be at sea... Prologue has a bit of divine intervention but then, both Harry Potter and Pirates of Caribbean have references to Greek gods so why not? Mostly they won't bother with mortals though.

Set in the Summer after Harry's fourth year. You'll learn about Groomer's Condition in second chapter. Because of it, Harry needs Sirius more than Dumbledore is willing to accept.

It's Christmas Time at Hogwarts and the school is almost empty. McGonagall decides to get to know her three leaving students about to finish school a bit better. The answer comes as a game of twenty questions, a magical version assisted by a pack of cards with printed questions.