Loki does what he wants, which is apparently Jane and Darcy.

For Hellion-Kat who prompted: Loki never understood what mortals meant by "the Christmas spirit" until a certain intern shares her ideas of what it means to her and how it all relates back to them as a couple. ;p must have mistletoe in it and perhaps its connection to loki and balder or mention Odin as Santa Claus.

"Look Darcy I'm sorry, I really am but I would really appreciate it if you did this for me." "Jane, I'm not exactly sure what you're asking me here." "I'm asking you to pretend to be my brother-in-law's girlfriend." "I'm sorry you must have me confused for a sales representative of girlfriends-r-us, please wait a second while I connect you to the right operator."

Tasertricks Week. Also a sort of continuation into my one shot Once Upon A Time in Jotunheim.