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  • Two Houses

    Harry and Draco have returned to Hogwarts to complete their final year of education, and both are unhappy to see the other. But when they are cast in the starring roles in the school production of Romeo and Juliet, they begin to see each other in a new light.

  • Haste Ye Back Spanish Translation

    Después de graduarse de Hogwarts, Scorpius Malfoy se muda a Edimburgo para estudiar en la universidad. Invita a su mejor amigo, Albus Severus Potter, a quedarse con él durante las vacaciones de Navidad. Las vacaciones serían perfectas si no fuera por los sentimientos crecientes y confusos de Albus sobre su mejor amigo. Translation and Cover Art by Slythmoon

  • Boneless

    Ron's current awkward predicament was all Harry's fault. Mostly. Sort of. Regardless of who was to blame, Ron couldn't help but wonder how he'd gotten here: bent over double with his own dick in his mouth ***Written for the HP Crack!Fic Fest 2020***

  • Sirius's Furry Little Problem

    Sirius Black is many things, but a romantic is not one of them. But as he and Remus are about to celebrate their first Valentine's Day together, he's determined to pull out all the stops and get his boyfriend the best gift ever. Of course, these things are always easier said than done. Who'd have thought telling someone how much you love them was such hard work?

  • Alegre Paseo

    Albus roba el auto volador de su abuelo y lleva a Scorpius a dar un alegre paseo. Spanish translation of the story Joy Ride. Translation and Cover Art by Slythmoon.

  • The Twelve Fucks of Christmas: A Wolfstar Story

    On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...a sex chequebook, of course. Sirius gives Remus an early Christmas present - a novelty chequebook with various sexy gifts to cash in. High-jinks, hilariously awkward situations and gratuitous amounts of sex ensue over a twelve day period on the lead up to Christmas Day.

  • He Who Must Not Be Disobeyed

    When Albus attends a London sex club for the first time, he doesn't know what to expect. His close friend, Bathilda, assures him that there is something for everyone at the club. Despite his initial trepidations, Albus may have found just what he has always been looking for in the form of the enigmatic and alluring dom known as Maître de la Mort... Co-authored with BrandonStrayne

  • It's Raining Drarry

    After a quiet evening at home, the last person Draco expected to see on his doorstep in the torrential rain was a very wet and very naked Harry Potter. (Written for HP Drizzle Fest 2018)

  • Joy Ride

    Albus steals his grandfather's flying car and takes Scorpius for a joy ride. Written for Scorbus Fest 2018.

  • Happy Birthday, Draco!

    Draco turns thirty-eight today and Harry has a lovely present for him to celebrate the occasion...

  • Haste Ye Back

    After graduating from Hogwarts, Scorpius Malfoy moves to Edinburgh to study at university. He invites his best friend, Albus Severus Potter, to stay with him over the Christmas holidays. The holiday would be perfect if it weren't for Albus' growing and confused feelings about his best friend...

  • Haste Ye Back

    After graduating from Hogwarts, Scorpius Malfoy moves to Edinburgh to study at university. He invites his best friend, Albus Severus Potter, to stay with him over the Christmas holidays. The holiday would be perfect if it weren't for Albus' growing and confused feelings about his best friend...

  • Nowhere Boy

    Sirius Black never found much happiness at Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. That isn't to say that it wasn't centre stage to some of the most important moments in his life. If nothing else, Sirius could always take solace in his music.

  • Fore Play

    It's been twenty years since the Battle of Hogwarts and Hermione's hopes for a peaceful, relaxing holiday are quickly dashed as she and Draco Malfoy cross paths again in the most unexpected place imaginable. Sparks (and balls) immediately fly between them. It may not be the peaceful holiday she had intended, but it was certainly going to be memorable.

  • Incendium

    Severus and Tonks are in a happy and loving relationship. Everything would be perfect were it not for Severus'...affliction. Despite exploring all avenues, he is no closer to solving his magical malady. His last hope however comes in the form of none of than Healer Neville Longbottom. What could possibly go wrong?

  • Three Grumpy Gits and a Baby

    Trouble finds Harry. Again. Are you really that surprised? He certainly isn't. When Harry is accidentally turned into a baby, it's down to Sirius, Remus and Snape to take care of him. Surprising revelations come to light as they are forced to work together to find a cure.

  • Revelio

    The Yule Ball is fast approaching and all anyone can talk about is finding a date. Draco, Greg and Vince (albeit reluctantly) join the search, with surprising results.

  • Flowers for All Occasions

    Four years after the end of the war, Neville Longbottom had fulfilled one of his lifelong ambitions by opening up his own flower shop — Augusta's Florists. While he's happy enough, day to day life is a little mundane - that is until none other than Draco Malfoy comes crashing into his shop.

  • We Open at the Close

    Draco & Harry are both struggling to come to terms with the events of 'Deathly Hallows' & find their place in the new world. When they are unexpectedly thrown back into each other's lives, things go as well as you might expect. But Harry believes in giving people second chances - he believes that everybody has a chance at redemption - even repentant Death Eaters.