Note: This story is a tribute to Bruce Blitz. What happens when Klonoa accidentally wakes up in an unknown world where phony wrestlers party with feminine queers and commentators who are obsessed with strange body parts? Chaos! Will Klonoa escape the Exotic Express and not become a rose bud like Adam Rose and a few other people want him too? Read to find out!

After another argument that causes them to fall out of their plane and into an unknown forest, Steve Austin and his evil boss, Mr. McMahon meet three human like creatures and decide to depend on them to help them back to the other WWF employees. Can they succeed? Story takes place in 1998.