A cool mage, a warrior with rage issues and an all too disciplinary priest enter the arena. Will they be able to defeat their adversaries? Or more importantly, how many popsicles will they create?

Modern twist/re-imagining/AU of HTTYD. Mankind is at war with dragons. Hickory Haddock, a.k.a. Hiccup the horrendous is at the forefront of this conflict. A sad excuse for a soldier who will find himself stranded in the wilderness with a choice. Role-reversals and other fun stuff galore, come have a read. Will be somewhat dark at times.