Based upon the gender blind casting that places Einstein as female in a production of Arsenic and Old Lace in which I took part I bring to you a collection of one-shots, generally updated bi-weekly, on the (mis)adventures of Herma Einstein and Jonathan Brewster- the monster and his doctor.

A series of one-shots revolving around the relationships of Dionysia Medeia Jackson and the men of the Percy Jackson series. All will take place in different AUs, so it's not just her getting around Apollo style. Depending on the one-shot they could range from tragedy to comedy, or even just lady Percy chilling with Annabeth. Whatever you guys wanna see. Fem!Percy

When Sherlock Holmes, known to her friends as Cyril, first met Jim Moriarty she felt they had a "special something". Well, maybe they did because this is the adventures of Cyril Holmes as she goes through season three as the single mother of a serial killers daughters. And she wouldn't have it any other way. Fem!Sherlock

Theria Walker was an expert in misfortune. Abandoned, abused, cursed, and forced to fight for an organization to which she feels no loyalty. All this time she's been clinging to her brother, but he's her new guiding light- much to her exasperation. This absolutely ridiculous, claustrophobic goofball, was her guide post, and then he went and got her pregnant. Bastard. OC X Komui

The story of what can happen while ink dries. Fem!Allen (I guess male if you want, though not intended) Poker Pair, Modern AU

What if Thorin's company met a half-hobbit in Rivendell? Daughter of Elrond, and just barely an adult by hobbit standards, much less elf or dwarf, they obviously don't want anything to do with her. So of course, she decided to sneak out and join them. Appearently they now have two different definitions of halfling in their company. Which is...good? Fem!Bilbo and OC (not paring!)