Just a collection of the most absurd crack ideas I can think of. All pairings go, especially rare pairs, it's a fun time!

When a crop is ill - the farmer must nourish it. When a crop is dying - the farmer must replant it. Tom decided to uproot his people and plant them once again where the soil has been prepared. His four loyal lieutenants, each holding control over one of the elements, went and conquered the Earth for their Dark Lord. But even Tom could not predict betrayal in such high ranks.

When she leaves, he feels the familiar burning, the cauterisation of his heart that seems to only wound instead of heal. He had a problem, and the name of that problem was Persephone. Hades and Persephone Myth AU with a modern twist. xx

In the AM, Draco Malfoy finds himself at his most vulnerable. Written for DHr Advent 2017 xx

Theodore Nott has a secret, one that could very well get him killed. A witch, a dark mark, and a man who just can't stay out of his way. What could possibly go wrong? Written for Fairest of The Rares Song Comp.

Theodore Nott has always found himself the odd man out, the unlucky one, the unwanted one. When he finds his salvation in that of one Luna Lovegood, he feels he isn't worthy of her. But if there is one thing Luna can teach him, it is that ALL are worthy of light.

The war is over, the battlefield is now quiet. Leaving Hermione with only her thoughts she flees to escape the images of her dead lover that continuously replay over and over in her mind. When heartbreak and mourning become all too consuming, sometimes the only way to move on is when you strip yourself bare and allow the healing waters of the past cleanse you.

Perfect was five years ago. Today was not perfect. A look into the lives of Blaise Zabini and Ginny Weasley as one of the most important dates in their life is about to get even more special. GW/BZ. Angst and Fluff with an HEA :)

Perfect was five years ago. Today was not perfect. A look into the lives of Blaise Zabini and Ginny Weasley as one of the most important dates in their life is about to get even more special. GW/BZ. Angst and Fluff with an HEA :)

Hermione Granger: The Brightest Witch of our age, 1/3 of The Golden Trio, Teachers Pet. Draco Malfoy: The Boy Who Had No Choice, Retired Death Eater, Ferret Extraordinaire. Three Arrogant Slytherin's, Two Gryffindor Princesses, and One peculiar Purple book. Finding themselves within the pages of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice will force them to reevaluate everything they know