Hermione desperately needs to flee her coworker: one obnoxious, controlling, know-it-all Severus Snape. It's a good thing that her pal Luna Lovegood-Malfoy runs a travel agency... and it's a bad thing that Luna's husband Lucius works by her side.

After the war, Hermione busied herself with the Very Important Work of restructuring the magical world. Now that she's retiring, her 90-year-old mum and daughter are trying to encourage her to cut loose a little bit. But then she runs into a mysterious man who everyone thought was long dead... at her mum's local bingo hall.

WWII. Christmas in London and at Hogwarts. Pomona never understood why everyone at Hogwarts was oblivious to the war going on around them. Then she receives a letter that her father's plane has been shot down, and she learns just what Wizarding Britain has been doing to aid in the war effort.

Severus Snape owes Rosmerta for a great many things in his life. She's taking it out on him in trade, having him to pose for her sketches and paintings as she takes up artwork for the first time.

Why on earth is Severus Snape working at Hermione's local coffee shop? She is determined to find out. [A series of 200 drabbles, with 100 words per drabble. Rated for language, balloon animals, sexytimes, and whatnot. A gift for Toblass.]

Teddy Lupin is getting ready to leave for Hogwarts, little knowing what effect his leaving will have on his father and his father's condition. Without his pack to anchor him, Remus finds assistance from an old friend. [Remus/Hermione] AU, Work-in-progress!

Professors Snape and Granger are incredibly uptight. Seeing an opportunity presenting itself, Pomona Sprout takes it upon herself to force them to relax.

It's hard for Eileen Snape to watch her son growing up and growing away from her, especially when he chooses things (and people) she doesn't like. [A canon-compliant retelling of Severus, Lily, and Petunia at the playground together as children, this time from Eileen's POV.]

Severus Snape is absolutely fine, thank you very much. That is... until one of the Malfoy peacocks falls strangely ill and Hermione Granger is thrust back into his life to help solve the case. Where the peacocks are concerned, however, it seems that there is more than meets the eye. No matter what Severus and Hermione do, nothing goes according to plan!

Having fallen in love with Rosmerta Meriwether when he was just eleven years old, Sirius Black tries time and time again to catch her interest. He fails spectacularly… most of the time.

Percy loves his little sister. Really, he does. It's just that he probably shouldn't have volunteered to help with the calligraphy on the invitations. Of course, that does mean spending a little time with Hermione...

Hermione didn't know why she was so fixated on Severus Snape. When she had the chance to go back in time, things get intimate as she decides to teach the professor... and herself a thing or two. [Hermione/Severus, but also a little Hermione/Severus/Hermione, with all parties over age.] Mature themes.

Harry and the gang discuss Hermione and Snape's love life. What do they really mean when they say it's Spaghetti Night? [Hermione/Snape, Harry/Luna, and Ron/Pansy] Loaded with innuendo, so mature readers only, please!

After retiring and losing her husband, Jean Granger needs to find a new purpose in life. She's looking for a hobby, so it's a good thing her thirty-something daughter is still single. Of course, she's not the only mum on the lookout for a partner for their child.

Hermione's away on a tropical island, and she runs into an old acquaintance. Severus Snape's newest skills include fixing cocktails and glaring ceviche into submission, and Hermione finds herself... intrigued.

Dean has seen too many nature documentaries. [Just a silly story!]

Assorted stories, most of which are SS/HG-oriented or feature SS and HG. Leave me a prompt, and I may just write you a story! Ratings listed with each chapter.

If it exists, Luna will tell you so. [A fluffy story about dealing with people who don't quite get it.]

Percy likes following rules, but Hermione's found one she'd like them to break—together.

Hermione processes the death of someone she admired. Thankfully, Severus is by her side. (A small tribute to the enormous gift that is Alan Rickman.)