When the world goes to shit, 25 year old Joey Wheeler propels to the past to prevent doom. Having been sent back too far he decides to have fun. If that involves throwing himself at his future husband, well, why not?

The flow of time is not to be messed with, not without consequence. When 15 year old Tom Riddle rejoins the living the Wizarding World is rocked by the discovery of the Founder's Heirs. (Or, where Tom is obsessed with Harry, Luna knows everything, poor Cedric is showered in sparkles, and Harry begins a slow descent to madness)(HIATUS)