What if that balloon girl under your desk wasn't an illusion? And what if she met balloon boy and they had stupid little kid crushes on each other? That's why this is here because hey why not. Don't like? Don't read. Balloon boy x balloon girl (not in total love, they're 12 in this), some Mangle x Goldie, and some Fronnie & Foxica later. Totally minor adultish references. Enjoy!

After a long day of fighting, Samus just wants to go home and order room service. Her waiter just happens to be a certain 2D monochrome hero. Slight kind-of Samus x Mr. G&W. Short Oneshot. Nothing much else to say besides enjoy! :)