Larten decides that he needs to bring Darren to Vampire Mountain, but with that decisions comes many unpleasant memories. I wrote this to kind of make myself feel better about going back to school and then forgot to post it on here until a week later.

The title of the fic represents my unoriginality. Basically the fandom is dying slowly (especially on here) but my friend prompted me to write some fanfiction. During the Festival of the Undead, Kurda is met by two quite difficult to overcome obstacles, a radical vampaneze hating extremist, and a drunken Gavner Purl. May be confusing if you haven't read SLC.