Alex Thompson, 21, has been asked to make a recording of the events of her life that transpired between May 2013 to September 2013. Topics will include reincarnation, Egypt, disgusting ass mummies, action, adventure, douchebag bad guys, and making a hell of a lot of new friends. Recording may or may not include a hell of a lot of profanity, and/or shenanigans. Enjoy.

She is out to collect the four scattered pieces of the Scroll of Set in honor of her father's memory, but first she'll need one Mr. Carnahan to be her guide. Will Jonathan prove to be his usual comedic and sloppy self, or will this woman push him to brave new heights he had not thought possible of himself?