Harry Potter and his ass crazy twin were left at the Dursley's when Voldie had an "accident" with their parents. But Harry was a princess. He's treated almost like Dudley while Orion is seriously insane in the brain. Follow Orion's story when a certain Drug Ring leader comes to take the Boy-Who-Lived to Voldemort. OC is main character. This is a parody so do not take it seriously.