This is a retelling of CharminglyHolly's Help! The Butter Dish is Attacking Me! from Harry's Point of view.
Harry gets a visit from the Goddess of Chaos. She wants to help with TheVillainShe'sConstantlySlamming. Love, roaches, cabbages, and a wereflamingo! canon pairings, although set in my uni from When Harry Left Dursley.
What happens to our favorite grim as he goes through the veil?
What will Harry's seventeenth bday be like? My own slightly warped take on it. Enjoy.