What really happened in the Final Battle....AU / One-Shot

Hogwarts hires an interesting Muggle for a simple spying mission. Unfortunately the Muggle likes to do things his own way

Professor Snape gets exposed to a faulty potion that leads to interesting results

A Muggle-born opposed to going to Hogwarts mixed with a hassled McGonagall, a dash of a pissed-off Snape and two clueless parents. My attempt in humor/parody

A brief ficlet. Two of my characters from "Am not going" and "Deathly Hallows out-takes" meet outside Dumbledore's office.