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  • Chamber of Secrets What Really Happened

    By hpfanattic • Updated: 28 Feb 2019 • Published: 16 Aug 2009 • 1,270 words • 0 followers • Parody • Harry P., Hermione G. • Rating: K+ • Completed

    Crack!fic Oneshot. What happens when posed the question "Why didn't the basilisk eat everyone instead of petrifying them and leaving them?" at 1:00am.