A very drarry Christmas to all! Oh, and the puns continue. To avoid giving away valuable plot points, it's another story of shenanigans, detention, more shenanigans, lurve. Crack, pure and simple. 'Tis the Season! Pigwidgeon makes his ff debut!

Sequel to 'That Damn Owl.' Harry and Draco haven't spoken since that awkward morning-after, and it's going to take some more conspiracy to get them back together. A New Years shot of Drarry weirdness. Happy '09

It needed to be done. The infamous My Immortal, brought into certifiable english. Combined chapters, understandable plot, less Mary Sue! Draco's POV for fun, makes more sense if you've read the original, but I wouldn't recommend it.

A warm couple of weeks at Hogwarts castle inspire some interesting methods of cooling off. DM/HP. Oneshot.

Both Harry and Draco really needed to learn that secret, deep-set sexual attractions don’t mix well with magic. Although, if they had, none of the exciting events of that day could have come to pass.