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  • Pineapple Madness

    By philoSOPHIA • Updated: 15 Aug 2005 • Published: 8 Aug 2005 • 3 Chapters • 3,089 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Professor Slughorn overdoses on crystallized pineapple and will stop anyone who stands in his way from getting more. Occurs during HBP, so if you haven't finished it yet read faster! ::cracks whip::

  • Harry Potter and the Bedchamber of Secrets

    By philoSOPHIA • Updated: 15 Jul 2004 • Published: 14 Jul 2004 • 2 Chapters • 1,925 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Rating: T • In Progress

    With each review you receive a bound and gagged Harry Potter character of your choice. Slash couples sold separately. Batteries not included if the review is a flame. Shipping and Handling is free.