Harry spends a New Year's Eve at Malfoy Manor, and gets drunk. He also learns a thing or two about Draco. (Uh, if you can't tell, it's so slash. Also incredibly silly.)
Something goes awry in class and Snape becomes...a babysitter?!?! This and what the heck is Voldemort doing?
Seamus is having difficulties with his love life. No good can come of this....
What happens when Hermione wants to date someone other than Harry or Ron? Why...chaos of course.