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The Impossible Slashtronaut

  • Harry Potter and the Forbidden Fruit

    By The Impossible Slashtronaut • Updated: 19 Aug 2011 • Published: 10 Aug 2011 • 2 Chapters • 1,998 words • 0 followers • Parody/Horror • Harry P., Lily Luna P. • Rating: T • In Progress

    "The scar pained Harry for the first time in nineteen years. All was not well." TWILIGHT HATEFIC. Featuring the temptation of Harry's daughter, Harry being tortured, Ginny being a Moron Sue, and a certain series of shitty vampire novels. IN PROGRESS.

  • Albus Severus and the Pyramids of Furmat

    By The Impossible Slashtronaut • Updated: 3 Jan 2011 • Published: 31 Dec 2010 • 12 Chapters • 9,565 words • 0 followers • Fantasy/Adventure • Albus S. P., Scorpius M. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Twelve-year-old Albus Severus Potter's first year at Hogwarts is going fantastically, but when something life-shattering happens, nowhere is safe. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS UNTIL THE PLOT BUNNIES COOPERATE. Started in 2007, ongoing whenever I feel like it.

  • Tonks' Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

    By The Impossible Slashtronaut • Updated: 5 Oct 2010 • Published: 5 Oct 2010 • 294 words • 0 followers • Parody/Angst • N. Tonks, Remus L. • Rating: T • Completed

    Nymphadora Tonks is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and decides to go on a killing spree. AU. Crack. Written in 2007.

  • The Whole Shebang

    By The Impossible Slashtronaut • Updated: 14 Sep 2010 • Published: 14 Sep 2010 • 454 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Albus D., Rubeus H. • Rating: M • Completed

    Dumbledore outs himself to the whole of Hogwarts. A big gay party ensues. Written in Oct. '07. Slash. Lime/citrus. Crack.

  • One Can Never Have Too Many Socks

    By The Impossible Slashtronaut • Updated: 14 Sep 2010 • Published: 14 Sep 2010 • 170 words • 0 followers • Spiritual/Humor • Albus D. • Rating: K • Completed

    Dumbledore and Dobby discuss socks in heaven. May or may not be DumbleDobby slash depending on the reader. Written in 2007.

  • Voldemort's First Time

    By The Impossible Slashtronaut • Updated: 13 Sep 2010 • Published: 13 Sep 2010 • 493 words • 0 followers • Romance/Angst • Bellatrix L. • Rating: M • Completed

    The night before the attack on Privet Drive, Voldemort and Bellatrix spend the night together. Bellatrix/Voldemort. Lime/citrus.