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  • Hagwarts Book One

    By Mare Tranquillitatis • Updated: 21 Oct 2005 • Published: 29 Apr 2005 • 3 Chapters • 5,721 words • 0 followers • Parody/Romance • Harry P. • Rating: M • In Progress

    Whorey Potter is no ordinary boy. He is The Boy Erected. He attends Hagwarts school of White Trash and Whoristry. His best friends are Whoremione Granger and Ron Sleazly. Join Whorey and his friends in this story created for the puberty-confused.

  • Mentally Disturbed

    By Mare Tranquillitatis • Updated: 23 Feb 2005 • Published: 27 Jul 2004 • 8 Chapters • 8,988 words • 0 followers • Romance/Humor • Draco M., Ginny W. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Ginny is helping Luna to become Ron's dream girl. But Luna's an erotomaniac. Ginny turns to Pansy instead, this makes Draco jealous. And what about Harry? Well, he thinks Pansy is one hot whore. I am the best at summaries!

  • Horrid SongFics For The Soul

    By Mare Tranquillitatis • Updated: 8 Oct 2004 • Published: 6 Aug 2004 • 2 Chapters • 1,787 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Harry P., Draco M. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Stupid song fics putting you in a funk? RR

  • Ginny's Coffee Shop

    By Mare Tranquillitatis • Updated: 25 Aug 2004 • Published: 25 Aug 2004 • 1,336 words • 0 followers • Parody/Humor • Harry P., Ginny W. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Harry is Satan. Ginny owns a coffee shop. Harry likes coffee but has to hide it from everyone so that they won't know he's Satan. Love and the death of Voldemort ensues. READ ME!

  • Thirty Five Is Enough

    By Mare Tranquillitatis • Updated: 7 Jul 2004 • Published: 7 Jul 2004 • 1,083 words • 0 followers • Parody/Romance • Ron W., Hermione G. • Rating: T • In Progress

    Ron gets around the neighborhood. Hermione gets around the world and in the past. It results in 35 children. All Hermione's. Two are Ron's. (RHr, Hreveryone)

  • Tears of Suicidal Depression

    By Mare Tranquillitatis • Updated: 6 Jul 2004 • Published: 6 Jul 2004 • 1,619 words • 0 followers • Humor/Parody • Harry P., Hermione G. • Rating: K+ • In Progress

    Well, you see, since Harry is dead, Luna wants to kill herself. And anyway, Harry loved Hermione who loved you Neville, and you love Luna, who loves Harry, who loved Hermione..."