This is the one parody to mock them all. So gather round little children because it's storytime. rating to be safe.

So this is a story that is near impossible to summarize without giving away too much, but I’ll try. Harry and friends have to be relocated to California because London has grown too dangerous.

Sirius gets mixed up with a muggle high school teacher's dog while on a dare. He then has to depend on two muggle highschoolers to get him back to Hogwarts. That just about sums it up. Rating for mild langauge.