Sometimes you just harmonize with a person's energy. You dig? A collection of Soulmate AUs

I just randomly got the thought of what a wizard vow could be. Feel free to use it if your planning a wedding scene ig It's kind of based on my idea that there are seven pillars of magic which is why it would be such a 'powerful magical number' so Oaths and Sacrifice. Blood and Soul. Love and Hate. Life and Death. Earth and Sky. Time and Space. Destiny and Fate

There is a word carved on her arm. It is not so offensive by it's presence as it is by it's loneliness. It stands there starkly, a single word labeled on her skin like it defines her utterly. Mudblood.

Warning:Crack! Do not try this at home! May not actually contain 101 ways! What if Harry had been a little more devoted to figuring out the egg clue?

Pansy is fucked. Because Granger smells like sugar. Merlin! Your parents are dentists, Granger!

The ones that love us never really leave us. Death is just their next great adventure.

Orange roses are a mix of red and yellow. Happiness and passion. Friendship turned to love.

Professor Snape and his wife, Hermione Granger, have a lot more rules than the other professors. Luckily, someone has recorded all of them.

The war has left her with acid. It bubbles in her lungs till she can't breath. Can be read as any character in Harry Potter

This is how the war has left them.

Continuation of Fat Penguins. AU. Slash if you have your gay goggles on.

What do the staff of Hogwart's really do while they are holed up in the staff room?

"Fat penguins," "What!" Her brain stuttered at the non-sequitur and she looked up sharply at the nonsensical intrusion to her thoughts. She gaped as a pretty face and black eyes stared back at her with a smile.