"It's just a bird." "On what planet is it anything but a rabid fire-breathing Chihuahua?" Malfoy adjusted his grip on his wand. Despite herself, Hermione snorted. Dramione, follows school to war to marriage/children.

Ron is in for a very big surprise when he returns to the tent. All it had taken was one perfect stolen moment at the Burrow, before they had retrieved Harry, before members of the Order had shown up and started filling up bedrooms. It had just been them, slightly tipsy on strawberry wine, like normal people were supposed to do. That moment had demanded interest.