Not your usual FTJ story. This one RHYTHMS! Ya us! Yes another product of Star Wars and Diet Coke. OK I didn't put a disclaimer in the story but here it is. We don't own Harry Potter, Diet Coke, the Roman Empire, Star Wars, or Panty Hose. (don't ask)

If you like salad this is the story for you. This is another product of Diet Coke and gummy worms. Chappie 2 coming soon. R&R.

Wow another story. It's short, stupid, and involves talking glow in the dark corn! Why? You ask? Because we can! Mwahahahahahaha (this is yet another product of diet coke and gummy worms)!

The sequel to Harry Potter's Teddy Bear, so we highly recomend you read that first. After being soooooo embarrassed, by Harry and his Teddy Draco wants revenge. Dun, dun, DAH! We are powered on Diet Coke with lime.

Harry Potter - a wizard, a student, a firefighter! Is there anything this boy can't do! Trouble just seems to follow boys like Harry who can scream NO, kill dogs, finish the plot to quickly, and have the courage to walk out the door in a shiny red suit!

Because we thinkt the ending of the 5th book is soooo stupid we've decided to make fun of it! Hope you enjoy R&R! Flames welcome

Hermione wants to change so she can get a date. What will happen when she does get her wish? R&R

This really has very little HP in it but there is Hogwarts! It states right back to the first sorting! But do not be mislead this is random and nonsensical! Beware!

What will happen when a perfectly harmless looking teddy bear turns it anger on Malfoy? Kudos to April S. for her inspiration, and random drawing of things on Spanish notebooks. R&R or else...

A stupid Potter parody written in Spanish Class. Wow the title sums it up. If you insist on being specific it's of the 5th book. R&R please and thank you.

This is a serious story compared to some of the ones we've written. If you like stupid stuff and big butts you should check this story out. Ahem Read and Review (or else, I'm watching you --).