I've always thought that Karl Heisenberg deserved his own movie. Since that's probably never going to happen, I decided to write one myself. Presenting: A Greater Showman Than God - Heisenberg's origin story. Rated M for a reason :)

A retelling of the classic Hobbit: AUJ DOS (Jackson universe.) In which we meet Nadi, a young Dwarve desperate to help reclaim the Lonely Mountain and prove her worth. But there's a twist: a curse lays upon her head. Through battles with Goblins, Sthrusas, and her own traitorous mind, Nadi stands with the Company. Until one day they come upon an old, vengeful friend. Kili/OC.

Marie thought that her new job at KaibaCorps would be easy. After all, unravelling company secrets and rooting out vindictive moles wasn't exactly in the job description. As loyalties are tested and friends are turned to vicious foe, she must use her wit to survive in a high stakes game of cat and mouse. UPDATED 11/23/21 to include Empire of Blood chapters - the grittier sequel!

Suddenly the Ranger reached out and clasped the flat edge between his hands. Gingerly, he let his fingers fall to rest over sharp edges. "Boromir," he lowered his voice, "So long as you don't do me grievous injury or, worse, death, you may do with me what you will." In which Aragorn takes a pounding for the sake of the Company as two Hobbits watch the whole thing unfold.

In which goldsick!Thorin finds you alone in the Great Hall of the mountain and makes his feelings towards you very, very clear. Bonus for a caught, voyeuristic Fili (that naughty boy.)

Only Sebastian Moran could keep the world's only consulting criminal from a tantalizing call. Light but implicit Jim / Sebastian. Might be continued.