Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf are constantly being reincarnated in slightly different forms, playing out the same story repeatedly... but this time, they've all been reincarnated as busty ninja girls, and students at Hanzo, Gessen, and Hebijo respectively. And the Triforce pieces are in the ninja scrolls... so schoolgirl!Ganondorf has some searching cut out for her...

A very irreverent parody of the romance/erotica novel The Winemaker's Dinner: Appetizers, by Dr. Ivan Rusilko and Everly Drummond. Rated M for things that will happen... later. Don't expect it to make much sense. Chica attended the Pizzamaker's Dinner to network and get new business ideas for her pizzeria. She didn't expect to find a mysterious handsome bunny at the VIP table...