For the daring Gryffindors, patient Hufflepuffs, intelligent Ravenclaws, and ambitious Slytherins that have read (and detested) the abomination of a fanfic that is My Immortal by Tara Gillespie, this is piece of fiction that garnered inspiration from this twisted "goffik" love fantasy. Let us begin our psycho-analysis (get it, 'cause she's bat-shit crazy.)