What if the classic trio had one of its members replaced? This is Naruto without Sakura - instead, Team 7 has a different kind of girl. No love triangle. No smut. No pauses in fights for exposition. This is a story of BrOTPs, streamlined canon, and a young girl's sexuality. OC. Rated M for language. Hika has the mouth of a ninja-sailor.

That whole "priest betrayal" thing all started because Seto got stood up... by the Pharaoh. No one is more surprised to learn this than their modern counterparts. Prideshipping. Thiefshipping.

Burial at Sea needed a Booker in its ending; their father-daughter relationship could have used some more emphasis. A simple little oneshot that I drew up this afternoon.