(Disclaim: I don't own any Smash trademarks or legal stuff. Amazing, I know.) The Smashers live in one place: The Smash Mansion. All is well there; until their chef quits because no one gives two damns about him. Now what will these beloved (and somewhat deranged) Smashers do? -Because I'm trying to figure that out myself... RATED TEEN BECAUSE I CANNOT BE TRUSTED WITH A FANFIC.

A one-shot about Robin calling a meeting about him selling his driving license and needing a ride. It's even funnier than it sounds!