Putting children with dangerous enemies alone on trains can be a bad idea. Stabbing powerful objects to set off titanic explosions can also be a bad idea. But sometimes two bad ideas make a good one. Follow Sparhawk as he navigates the wizarding world while trying to smite evil with righteous fury, convert unsuspecting wizard children, and constantly correct people about his name.

Just a little AllenxRoad one-shot. Something about Road's behaviour has been nagging Allen recently. So he asks her at the first chance he gets.