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Post DH, no spoilers, Dean takes Seamus to a West Ham match but can't quite seem to leave his wand in his pocket. To be continued.
Set at the opening of HBP: Dumbledore's howler stirs up some unpleasant memories for Petunia Dursley.
I wrote this when very drunk, read if you want a laugh but DON'T read if you are looking for a good fic