"You're arrogant." "You're beautiful." "Excuse me? Did Draco Malfoy just call me beautiful?" "No duh. Gosh, Granger, go get a q-tip and clean the earwax out of your ears so you can listen while I try and flirt with you!" A collection of Dramione one-shot

"So, this is where it all ends? Where only one will survive?" "Yes." "Damn, here I was thinking that it was just a grocery store!" "WHAT THE HECK! IT'S WALMART, MALFOY! IT'S FREAKIN' AWESOME!" Stupid, but may cause you to laugh.

Because, even though they were her bestfriends, they were also her bodyguards. They would ALWAYS protect her... ONE-SHOT!

I fell so hard for you, some would even go as far to call it love... But what gets me everytime is that you never loved me back... if you did, you wouldn't have left. Much less leave me for the Weasel.

"Let's flirt in the middle of class, and laugh our butts off in detention. Let's sit at the others table in the Great Hall, and snog where everyone can see us. Then, we'll say it was a joke, for their benefit, but do it again tomorrow. Let's fall in love"

Luna Lovegood isn't wierd, odd, or crazy, she's perfect. She's so perfect that nobody even knows. Well, everyone but Neville Longbottom. He knows she's perfect. He always has. Rated T because of I felt like it.