Slash parody! Hogwarts is a place where slash runs wild, without a plot or a quality check. Rated M for minor language, sexual situations and strong stupidity. Now with added slush!

[Slash] What can you do when you've fallen in love with your best mate? Ron thinks he knows the answer.

Draco thinks they're just enemies with benefits. Ron thinks they're more than that by now. Ah, the trifles of young lust. [On hiatus]

Harry and Ron must save Hogwarts and Hermione from their arch nemesis Draco Malfoy, all the while avoiding detention from Professor Snape.

Ron won't share his chocolate, so Harry has to take it by force. Completely fluffy.

To Harry, one kiss from Draco Malfoy is never enough.

Ron secretly writes a story about Draco. Draco secretly reads it. And now he wants revenge. As usual, slash prevails.

When you're lacking imagination, it sure helps when Harry Potter and the gang are there to inspire you!