Oneshot. What happens when a first-year gives Professor Snape some soap as an "innocent" Christmas present? My first fic. Reviews will be greatly appreciated.

Completely and utterly random. Fungi and robots, the IRS and meat cleavers, and most importantly, pineapples. I guarantee you will lose at least two IQ points.

A very odd alternate ending to Book Six. Voldemort is dead, but how? I was in a very happy mood when I wrote this. A slight parody.

The epic journey of a Hufflepuff third-year who's a bit of a troublemaker. I'd really appreciate some reviews. Chapter four is up. FINALLY!

I tried to write a story using as many alliterations as possible. I wound up with something really short that had no plot to speak of. There's only so many ways one can use alliterations without going completely and utterly insane.

Harry Potter has a dream. A very bad dream. More in the spirit of the Hitchhiker's Guide than Harry Potter. It honestly makes me wonder where I come up with this stuff. If I feel utterly inspired I might write another chapter.