As Hermione looks down into the bravest Slytherin's casket, she tries her hardest to remember her best memory of Severus Snape.
Snape's mysteriously gone on a 'vacation', Harry's melancholy attitude has Ron convinced he's depressed, and on top of it all there's a huge black snake roaming the corridors! Hermione learns it's secret.
Don't we all love Draco Malfoy and his evil antics? Join him on his hilarious impulses to torture the innocent, just because he can. But one day, he goes to far. Draco Malfoy is a mean, mean boy. [Eventual DMxHG]
A bit exaggerated? No, not at all. Why? Because I can.