SLYTHERIN! Yelled the Sorting hat, and Harry grinned as he took off his hat. He was so glad that he hadn't been put into Ravenclaw, which was renowned for being the house to turn out more dark wizards than any other.

Oh dear god, muttered Snape, as Dumbledore skipped into the staff room and began handing out roses to the staff members. He was in one of those moods again.