Ginny's marriage to Jack Sloper isn't the fairy tale it once was. When she takes some time alone to think things over with her son, she runs into an old crush...

What happens when Harry casts a spell to meet Legolas? Weird fictional characters (hot ones, I would like to add) start popping up all over the school. It's not exactly a crossover. Rated PG-13 just in case, and some 'colorful' language, but NO SLASH EVER